brucespringsteendotcom:

girls with no car on grocery day

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July 20th 2023   35134 notes   - via

speedlimit15:

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

July 20th 2023   17044 notes   - via

anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

July 20th 2023   108513 notes   - via

neil-gaiman:

neoretrobibliomartini-x:

rhp162:

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When my kiddo finally decided (at age 20) that it was time for (most of) his enormous Lego collection to go, it was a gut-wrenching moment for me (goodbye childhood!). However, we used this service, which was simple and hassle-free.

This is wonderful to know.

July 20th 2023   16794 notes   - via

lyridmeteorshower:

lyridmeteorshower:

robot girl who’s into overstim getting forced to interpret paradoxical statements

you say “this sentence is false” to her and her fans kick into overdrive not only because of the processing power she’s using but also because she is really fucking horny from it

July 20th 2023   66 notes   - via

mx-post-stuffs:

whenever i see cis people does bad things. I say this in mind “you are making cis community look bad! This is how you lose allies!” and next im going to say “they are making me want transition cuz cis community is so embarassing!”

July 20th 2023   560 notes   - via

basementnaw:

flyin-shark:

softpastelqueer:

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Better yet

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Let me do you one better.

July 20th 2023   2980 notes   - via

cryptotheism:

egirlbutternubs:

cryptotheism:

Bro is looking fecund

We dont like fancy talk round these parts. Just call the fella submissive and breedable

Bro looking servile af

July 20th 2023   1035 notes   - via

louisegluckpdf:

ohhhh my god you think beer tastes like piss? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite black cherry white claw

July 20th 2023   5479 notes   - via

animentality:

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