
girls with no car on grocery day

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

When my kiddo finally decided (at age 20) that it was time for (most of) his enormous Lego collection to go, it was a gut-wrenching moment for me (goodbye childhood!). However, we used this service, which was simple and hassle-free.
This is wonderful to know.

robot girl who’s into overstim getting forced to interpret paradoxical statements
you say “this sentence is false” to her and her fans kick into overdrive not only because of the processing power she’s using but also because she is really fucking horny from it

whenever i see cis people does bad things. I say this in mind “you are making cis community look bad! This is how you lose allies!” and next im going to say “they are making me want transition cuz cis community is so embarassing!”

Better yet
Let me do you one better.

Bro is looking fecund
We dont like fancy talk round these parts. Just call the fella submissive and breedable
Bro looking servile af

ohhhh my god you think beer tastes like piss? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite black cherry white claw